Iâm a Christmas unicorn
In a uniform made of gold
With a billy goat beard
And a sorcerorâs shield
And mistletoe on my nose
Oh, Iâm a Christian holiday
Iâm a symbol of original sin
Iâve a pagan tree and magical wreath
And a bowtie on my chin
Oh, Iâm a pagan heresy
Iâm a tragic-al Catholic shrine
Iâm a little bit shy with a lazy eye
And a penchant for sublime
Oh, Iâm a mystical apostasy
Iâm a horse with a fantasy twist
Though I play all night with my magical kite
People say I donât exist
For I make no full apology
For the category I reside
Iâm a mythical mess with a treasury chest
Iâm a construct of your mind
Oh, Iâm hysterically American
Iâve a credit card on my wrist
And I have no home nor field to roam
I will curse you with my kiss
Oh, Iâm a criminal pathology
With a history of medical care
Iâm frantic shopper and a brave pill popper
And they say my kind are rare
But Iâve seen others in the uniform
Of a unicorn just like me
We are legions wide and we choose no sides
We are masters of mystique
For youâre a Christmas unicorn
I have seen you on the beat
You may dress in the human uniform, child
But I know youâre just like me
[Instrumental]
[x2]
Iâm the Christmas Unicorn
Youâre the Christmas Unicorn too
[x7]
Iâm the Christmas Unicorn (Find the Christmas Unicorn)
Youâre the Christmas Unicorn too (Itâs all right, I love you)
[x3]
Iâm the Christmas Unicorn (Iâm the Christmas Unicorn)
(Find the Christmas Unicorn)
Youâre the Christmas Unicorn too (Youâre the Christmas Unicorn too)
(Itâs all right, I love you)
[x2]
Iâm the Christmas Unicorn (Iâm the Christmas Unicorn)
(Find the Christmas Unicorn) (apart, my friend)
Youâre the Christmas Unicorn too (Youâre the Christmas Unicorn too)
(Itâs all right, I love you)
[Instrumental]
[x4]
Love, love will tear us apart, again
Love, love will tear us apart, my friend
[x8]
Iâm the Christmas Unicorn (Find the Christmas Unicorn)
(Love, love will tear us apart, again)
Youâre the Christmas Unicorn (Itâs all right, I love you)
(Love, love will tear us apart, my friend)
[Instrumental] 5
